VERY SCHIZO: Da Barok, Da Corny and Da PaKonyo Kuno

March 3, 2005

It’s 18 hours + and more + to go and I am so excited, and I just can’t hide it. I’m going to miss my accounts and the headaches they make me suffer oh so full of difficulty. The award-winning Bowling, the Relentless Wireless and the Enduring Ice Skating. Oh so MADNESS... And speaking of isr, they closed the door meeting this time and again now for the their thematic campaign – which she’s been asking me for the long long time already. Because of I am a good girl, I gave her that and more and moreover. It took me beauty and brains – to do whatever por just por creative brief, marketing brief, and all the briefs in the whole wild world. But and yet, I wasn’t able to take it to the next level it’s either because I am not proactive enough or I have no one artist. Or simply... TINATAMAD NA. Kaya now she's asking me a favorable to print out all what I did so that this situation becomes very her. She gets the credit for the doings of HER employees for HER company. It is was my account (sabi nila dati yan pero binabawi din minsan, tapos maiinis sayo dahil di mo ginawa yung ganito eh sayo pala yun, tapos next day iba nanaman... Start reading this statement all over again.) but i was not there. A way perhaps of telling me either "we have no use for you we are great accounts supervisor and strategic planner combined we have no use for you thanks a lot for everything" or "we have no use for you we are the big bosses you are just the order taker and the client-galit absorber thank you for everything good luck with your future" in the face?


I'm gonna miss our i-Mac.. este my Macs (I have 9 in the office and a PC) hehe. That is why everytime I looking for a file, not in the filing cabinet but in the computers, it always taking me hours to figure out where the hell, jingle bell. And during my course of finders keepers, I always ask myself "Where is Wally... where is my File-y?!". Anyway, I'm also gonna miss the new people in the office (except the new ones.. este new threes from December) We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun. Yeah. They're doing their job very well (only one person eternally thinks otherwise from our times up to now) they're good they're good and they're so cool to be with too - happy and gay... and game! hehe


I told kuya joseph by the way that messengers in bigger agencies wore barongs. Now he's asking me if there are any openings for him. It's either he's dreaming to be out of hell or he just wants to wear barong. Kidding aside and side by side, he also saying if i think the salary is just pareho, he will just go to the abroad of the Philippines. But he is in a firm decision to leaving the Pageshop. Why so? It's because of the Yenggay who is not liking him on the job anymore. She's liking to locking up kuya joseph inside the small office of his, with him shouting silently "Lit me awt! Lit me awt! I wanna be pri... I memorize da tabloids alridy!" She does not sending him to other places anymore to be a messenger to the Pageshop, sometimes saying JAS A WASTE OF MONEY.. JAS A WASTE OF MONEY.. WE HAB TO TIPID! As if nman she's not spending and wasting the OWNER'S money noh?


Anyway, I think the world can sense that Pageshop is to be left out by me. Why so? It's because due to the fact that this week has been interview... interviewing... and test... testing... week for me. Sobrang sunud-sunod = Over continuation. And then there come this prod.house from Cebu that called me when I was in the MRT so ingay. Said they'd call the next day. Cool! So the next day, awa ng Diyos... they didn't.

As I write this down, I'm in the DTI. This be my last trip here and Kuya Joseph is so tagal. He has the papers kasi. I've just been interviewed (and intertwined) by the GMA of the channel 7 kapuso. COol my job will be if I get in.

-Kuya Joseph arrives 2:15pm-

So un nga. Where was I?

As I'm writing this again, I'm watching Wowowee@ ABS-CBN station I can only watch when I'm here. I am # 49th permit applicant! Good luck saken


Anyway, minsan I get inis sa mga artists kasi they make patugtog the itunes. Eh minsan it's so hina so the others make patugtog naman theirs which is so hina rin. So at times, all in all, we have at most 3 itunes playing (without the headphone) so what happens naghahalu-halo na all the songs. Kaya nga I told the other one, isa-isa lang ha tapos lakasan natin. SO sad... sometimes nabibitin ako kasi Pawlo uses the computer with the loud I-tunes kaya he makes it hina. WHy? Bakit? ALL TOGETHER NOW...

Bading kasi sya.

Sometimes naman if not Pawlo, Cheche naman is the one of the disturbance to the music of the world because when she makes gamit the telepono (definitely not to confirm sa publication cos she never confirms), she embarasses the Mac by saying, UY PAHINA NAMAN. I think there should be a software programmed to kill intruders noh?

Anyway, anyhow...
Di ko na kaya ang plastikan dito. Especially yung new Finance na walang ginawa kundi mang-irap at mag telebabad. Peste!

Yung bagong Cinema AE na walang ginawa kundi matulog. Pestier!

Yung company "President" na walang ginawa kundi hanapan ako ng butas?? PESTIEST!!

Pestilence talaga.

I haven't mentioned pa pala na I got interviewed sa Adformatix for AEness.. HOpefully, maTry ko becoming an AE without a jailguard. Unfortunately, I think I screwed up the interview. I think God wants to tell me something like - "Jam, WAG KA NA!" - hay thank you po!

Luckily I was called for an exam the next day for Media sa Starcom. Their office is so ganda talaga. Their HR is also so cool and so bait (not like ours who make paiyak the interviewees) ACTUALLY and BASICALLY our HR is just a dummy (at feeling) HR, just so people know they are big to have such department. Hay. SILLINESS..

Speaking... Bianca's gay friend, I forgot his/her name, was interviewed by whoelse... We like him a lot (the whole pageshop family except u-know-who) and we give him moral and mortal support. But based on his story about how the interview went and gone, we can therefore conclude that he-who-shall-not-be-named doesn't like him at all. We think it is because baka matalbugan sya ng beauty nya. That person pa naman is so lantad. I think u-know-who is insecure. I think he becomes frustrated with him. I think he ENVIES him (Trans. I think she envies her)...

Of all the things I'm gonna miss, the website will definitely be the least missed. EPLDT is so nagmamalinis na they're just waiting for our materials to get the site updated. Eh sila dyan nakakainis they only removed UNO and WHite Noise from the list after I told them. Those movies were eons ago would u agree? They're definitely old enough to be upcoming pa. I almost thought virus na sila cos they're always there and cannot be cured. They don't think at all, that epldt! Spoonfed sila dapat. SO dami na all those pinapalinis ko sakanila but i guess they're busy with more profitable things. I understand. Fine by me that is okey kokey. Pero wish ko lang finally makaintindi na their Sir Steve noh. I've been writing reports for him for (x² + 8xy + y²) times already pero they still ask for more especially that YENGgay and yengGAY! More and more reports hanggang they drowned I made! More and more closed doors... more and more and so many more meetings. More headaches for me. More pleasure for them. But they are... INSATIABLE.

- It's already 3:15 and #40 is called. I am #49. AT THE END OF THIS DAY I would be called at 5:30 pm-

When I arrived at the office at around 6:00pm, I told my boss how haba the pila that was! Then she said...
"Hmph! Ano ba yan, hay nako waste of time lang yan"
Hay nako! ANGRINESS... feeling sya masyado ha. Where the hell did she learn the term: "Waste of Time"? The last time I heard something from her, she learned it from Ms. Maan. English yun ah so she musta copied it from someone. I don't even know if she knew what she was talking about. Kung hindi ko nilakad yun tingan ko lang kung di sya i-hearing dyan!!! P#t@n$!

Ooops.. Sige I think I have to end this for now. Baka tumaas ang presyon ko. At baka bored na rin kayo sa kwento ko. Good luck satin lahat!! ;)

PS. Ilalabas nyo ako sa LUNES ha kasi naman DI MAPIGILAN ang pagngiti, PAGLAYA KO'y minimithi, nagyayaya nang MAKISAYAW, ang HIMIG ay... nanga-aliw, isang PAGDIRIWANG, sa ilalim ng BITUIN, sa liwanag ng BUWAN...